I just made this comment on Shopping Cart Disco’s latest SLSecret installment, but since it ties in to other things I’ve said here before, I’m repeating myself:

I now have this idle fantasy that someone someday will do a pregnancy simulator that includes an AO to make you waddle worse than a newbie, slow your base speed down, restrict you from running, and give you damage in enabled sims for pushing it too far. Never in reality will you see women within days of giving birth who walk like runway models.

Get to it, someone, please. I will only take these women seriously if they use something like this. Throw in a post-pregnancy AO that forces random emotional reactions and keeps you moving at 3/4 speed for the next week as well as private whispers about how much the wearer’s breasts hurt, and I will kiss your pixellated ass like it was a golden idol.