I love a good plus-sized avi. Curves, wideness, and all. If I need to make it clearer, let me know and I will.

But for the love of humanity, will people STOP making the damned wide-load avs with saddlebags set to 100 and waists set to 20? To a one, these biznatches think it’s fair to then dress in shorts and as much bling as they can find. And I also find they tend to frequent one of the hair designers who really needs to get the frak off the grid and stop making people’s heads look bad. Worse, some of them do modeling or dance in clubs. WTF is it, some kind of rampant black booty joke gone horribly wrong? Even with the white chicks who do this, because they all seem to run around with some proof they think they’re gangstas.

I’m going to say it. I think those avs are a bigot’s idea of a wet dream. And I mean the bigotry of exoticizing the Other. “Ooh, black chicks have big butts, so I want a fantasy babe with the biggest ass possible, but she has to be blonde so I don’t look like I’m objectifying black chicks!” Barf-o-rama.

I saw three such sad sacks tonight. It was like someone opened the gates on the fugly reserve.